Greetings Mad Makers! With so many bad movies out there I felt compelled to design more trading cards from the worst movies ever made. So in my Latest Video, I make movie photo cards for infamous Shlock-culture classics such as Plan 9 From Outer Space, Miami Connection, and The Room. Are you a fan of any of these fantastic flops? Do you have a favorite that we still haven't covered? Are you a creative that would like to make your own bad movie cards? If so I have an updated template that includes, word balloons you can use to add captions to your cards and a puzzle back template. You can download the FREE trading card template I created available Here! There are plenty more templates, art, and exclusives on my Pateon. Join in on the fun!
While we’re on the subject of bad movies. I’ve compiled a list of my favorite horrible lines from movies considered so bad they’re good!
Miami Connection (1987)
“I didn't know you had a father. I thought we are all orphans.”
-Mark
Morbius (2022)
"While you were still learning how to SPELL your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies."
-Dr. Michael Morbius
Battlefield Earth (2000)
"While you were still learning how to SPELL your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies."
-Terl
Birdemic (2010)
“And many have died from starvation, due to the difficulty of finding enough food, such as seals.”
-TV Anchor
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
"Mother! You're alive!" "Too bad. You will die!"
-Kitana
Samurai Cop (1991)
“Yes. His real name is Joe Marshall. They call him 'Samurai'. He speaks fluent Japanese.”
-Yamashita
The Wicker Man (2006)
Oh, no, not the bees! Not the bees! Aaaaahhhhh! Oh, they're in my eyes! My eyes!
-Edward Malus
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1957)
“But one thing's sure. Inspector Clay is dead, murdered, and somebody's responsible.”-
-Lieutenant John Harper
Troll 2 (1990)
"They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! Oh my gooooooood!"
-Arnold
The Room (2003)
"I did not hit her! It's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did naaaht. Oh hi, Mark."
-Johnny
Do you agree with my list? Is there a quote you think should make the list? Let us know by leaving a comment, I’d love to hear from you!
That’s it for this week. Until next time. Keep making awesome stuff even if it’s inspired by something truly awful!
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